We’re so into LA Girl and their Pro Concealers, we can practically smell the Malibu sea air on our perfectly glowing faces.
And, oh garsh, Katy Pez! How long have you been waiting?
Sorry we’re late. We just had a date with the best things to happen to our faces since face massages became a thing.
Here’s THE SITCH, babes
The truth, what even is SLEEP?!
We know. Oh, gurl, how much we know.
Sometimes, the situation with our faces is so bad we want to dive for the covers and tell the day to scurry along.
It’s as if overnight, instead of the ol’ chestnut sleep, we’ve suddenly quit our day jobs and have been moonlighting as luggage personnel at the airport.
Madam, YOU HAVE TOO MANY BAGS
WHO NEEDS THAT MANY BAGS? We ask ourselves this as we woefully prod our faces that have seemingly, gone on strike.
This ridiculous situation has been going on for far too long. NO MORE, we must cry. No longer will we turn our faces away and sob. For along the whispers of beauty and the winds of change something has been calling.
What was that? What is flickering just out of sight? SALVATION, is that YOU?
Forget that Jon Snow chap. LA Girl Pro Concealers is here to purge us from all the dark spots we may find ourselves trapped in.
PRO CONCEALERS a.k.a ‘THAT WHICH SAVETH US FROM THAT IS BAD AND BAGGED’
Made with gorgeous ingredients, these gems effortlessly smooth onto the face. With light dabs they easily blend into a harmonious finish, needing only to be finished off with a light touch of your favourite foundation. They are magic that you can wield at will. Let the power go to your head and face. We have to say we’re a little obsessed with how comprehensively they work.
They work SO WELL. Oh golly gosh how much they work. Check out the video below to see firsthand, how, by using the three horsemen of beauty, hope and joy, all your blemishes can be hid from the noon day sun and the eyes of Alfredo Abbiati, the Italian billionaire you have a date with tomorrow.