STUNNING MAKEUP IN 10 MINUTES

03.11.2016

‘OHMYGOSH I HAVE TO GO’

Daaaammmnn. We thought we had so much time and then stupid time just marched on by. How rude. We know! Life is all about maximising that time, time, time because none of us have any. And there’s the bus. Yup, dang nammit, that is the one bus an hour we catch and we have one wing done. Just one. Some choices are not meant to be made. No sirey.

It’s as if we go to bed (after binge watching Stranger Things, OF COURSE), so yeah, it may be a little late, but hey, how’s about that Demogorgon ay? Sheesh, the dental upkeep would be ENORMOUS.

We digress but no wonder we have so little time! We have to talk about so much exciting stuff and there’s so much makeup to create with and put on our faces and highlight like the morning sun and we gotta look fly as McFly as we attempt to do all this shinanigans, and so the makeup routine, that we ain’t gonna skip, it sure can be hella rushed.

And that means after we’ve pegged it to the bus, ain’t nothing going to be set because the sweat will be up amongst it all. That dewy look, well, it’ll be past the dew of the meadow and dripping towards the falls of Niagara. It’s quite the conundrum, the nuttiest of the nutmeg.

How can we slay like Galadriel in under 10 minutes?

Rawbeautykristi. She has us covered like those elfin archers in that sticky situation with the really mad eye.

You, that glam, the bus, that morning commute will be sweeter than a cinnamon scroll with that delicious white icing on the top. Delish, lovelies, delish.