UNLEASH YOUR INNER PRINCESS WITH PERFECT HAIR

Some experiences are so deep within our hearts, not even a good session of chocolate ice cream, tequila and Bridget Jones’ Diary can pry it from our fiercely beating hearts.

Watching Ariel’s hair float around under the sea as she longingly sings for Prince Eric or Rapunzel scurry about her morning routine, is as strong a hit of nostalgic bliss as scoffing down countless pieces of faery bread. It doesn’t get any better friends. Not one sprinkle better than that. Yet something darker occurred.

BILLOWING HAIR

We all know what happened when The Little Mermaid and Tangled splashed into our lives. While it taught young and old alike ditties that evoke an appreciation for ecological preservation and no dream is too unconventional, and to not flipping let everything go or finishing each other’s sandwiches or something – it DID SOMETHING ELSE.

It ENTANGLED us into an irrevocable, unrealistic, never to be achieved, incessant longing for perfect floating hair. Angelically. Billowing. Hair.

Sleek & ON FLEEK

I mean, good grief, glowing golden hair that heals all wounds, Disney, ARE YOU FOR REALS WITH THIS? And we thought we had issues before. Split ends, sure, they were annoying but now we have to contend with the fact that our hair doesn’t have anti-bacterial properties?

ENOUGH, we cried! We would have hair that sparkled like the surface of joy and danced like the dreams of nymphs, mmmktnxbai Disney.

BRING ON THE FANTASY

So we got to business. Really, seriously and gloriously to business sourcing STUNNING hair care products that will bring the Disney Princess Game (DPG we call it). And so with THE BIGGEST CHUFFED smile on our faces we present.

OUR FOUR WONDERS FOR YOU

Sukin Protein Conditioner

You know that bit when they’re in the cave, water’s rising and then she remembers her hair glows? Yuh. We’re talking that kind of revelation. Sukin is a strengthening rice, wheat proteins, avocado, jojoba, rose hip, 100% vegan, 100% carbon neutral and Vitamin E PHENOMENA. Moisture, locked in, hair, full of bounce and you can just cruise on and flounce, babe.

OGX Brazilian Keratin Therapy Ever Straight Relaxing Balm

You’d take yourself to paradise, now your beloved locks can come too. Antioxidant coconut oil, keratin proteins, avocado oil and cocoa butter will get all up in those tresses of yours gurl. Smoothing, straightening, strengthening and of course, leaving the essential DPG (See above) glow. Expect. No. Less.  

L‘Oreal Ever Sleek Frizz Taming

The weather has changed. We can hardly breathe. The humidity is ‘a billion drops of water’ % and the frizz drama is rivalling what the bold and beautiful could ever sob out. The situation is incredibly bleak. But wait, a glimmer of hope, a ray of crisp dry weather; This gem has Argan, sunflower and olive oils, ready to smooth down the craze and deliver the sleek, so we can be right on fleek.

Schwarzkopf Essence Ultime 220 Heat Protection Crystal Shine

If you gon’ turn the heat, it is a fabulous idea to provide el protectiono to your darling locks. Less singeing up in this place, the better. This bottle holds a certificate in ‘saving yo hair from the intense straightening regime that you’ll never stop’ from ‘I’ve got liquidized crystals that protect for 220 degrees heat’ uni. Well alright Schwarzkopf, alrighty then.